Excuses

This morning I missed my bus because my mom didn’t wake me up!
She didn’t wake me up because she had gone to sleep very late.
She went to sleep very late because she was watching American Idol.
She was watching American Idol because her friend Natasha is on the show.
Her friend Natasha is on the show because she is pursuing a career in singing.
She is pursuing a career in singing because she has a great voice.
She has a great voice because she goes to vocal lessons four times a week.
She goes to vocal lesions because her husband makes her go.
Her husband makes her go because she wants his wife to be successful.
He wants his wife to be successful because he wants to have a lot of money.
He wants to have a lot of money because he can get whatever he wants.
So I didn’t go to school because of all of these things!